The suspense created by this name is unparalleled. Is it after 3PM or after 3AM that your pet turns into a savage beast? We don’t know, you don’t know, only your pet knows.
Take a look at this example. Before the name, our kitten seemed lost, vulnerable, conflicted, but after we’ve named him SavageAfterThree, we see a confident pet, one that has just shaved his whiskers with a butter knife, just to prove he could. Would you dare testing his skills with that knife? I know I wouldn’t. Plus, he’s not naked anymore, he’s wearing a sweater reminiscent of Freddy Krueger. Does this mean this kitten can kill you in your dreams? You can bet your house and your children it does.
So I would recommend this name for small pets that won’t do much growing in their lifetimes and need encouragement to feel evil.
Part III coming when you least expect it!
Read Part I here.